Friday, August 6, 2010

Ok...so weird ass craving....

Gave up da smokes with the exception of my al capones (which are a every now and then thing anywho) and now I have a craving for menthal cigarettes. grrr and stuff and suck and things. Oh and I can't stand FSC smokes... They make my lungs feel funny.

Wow I am so going to hell.....

Sorry but this is too true in my Country, and it really does show the hypocrasy of the Human Race:


I have been wondering about why Whites are racists, and no other race is......





Michael Richards makes his point..................



Michael Richards better known as Kramer from TVs Seinfeld does make a good point.

This was his defense speech in court after making racial comments in his comedy act.

He makes some very interesting points...

Someone finally said it. How many are actually paying attention to this?

There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, etc.

And then there are just Americans.. You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction.

You call me 'White boy,' 'Cracker,' 'Honkey,' 'Whitey,' 'Caveman'... And that's OK...

But when I call you, Nigger, Kike, Towel head, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink .. You call me a racist.

You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you....

So why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live?

You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Martin Luther King Day.

You have Black History Month.

You have Cesar Chavez Day.

You have Yom Hashoah.

You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi.

You have the NAACP.

You have BET....

If we had WET (White Entertainment Television), we'd be racists.

If we had a White Pride Day, you would call us racists.

If we had White History Month, we'd be racists.

If we had any organization for only whites to 'advance' OUR lives, we'd be racists.

We have a Hispanic Chamber of Commerce, a Black Chamber of Commerce, and then we just have the plain Chamber of Commerce.

Wonder who pays for that??

A white woman could not be in the Miss Black American pageant, but any colour can be in the Miss America pageant.

If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships... You know we'd be racists.

There are over 60 openly proclaimed Black Colleges in the US ..

Yet if there were 'White colleges', that would be a racist college.

In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race and rights.

If we marched for our race and rights, you would call us racists.

You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you're not afraid to announce it.

But when we announce our white pride, you call us racists.

You rob us, car jack us, and shoot at us.

But, when a white police officer shoots a black gang member or beats up a black drug dealer running from the law and posing a threat to society, you call him a racist.

I am proud...... But you call me a racist.

Why is it that only whites can be racists??

There is nothing improper about this e-mail..

Let's see which of you are proud enough to send it on.

I sadly don't think many will.

That's why we have LOST most of OUR RIGHTS in this country.

We won't stand up for ourselves!


BE PROUD TO BE WHITE!

It's not a crime YET.... But getting very close!



It is estimated that ONLY 5% of those reaching this point in this e-mail, will pass it on.


I DID!!

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Phishing Scamming and more! Oh my!

Ok...so I was going through my email today, in the junk folder no less. Because on occassion some useful information MIGHT show up in my junk folder.

And there it was! Amazon Account Security! MUAHAHAHAHAHA Ok so I added the laugh....

This thing wanted me to down load a program, and then open a browser to check my security settings on my Amazon account. Needless to say I responded with, Yeah ok, next time use my account id or login name idiot.

I began to think...hmmm. Maybe should get into this scamming business. Thena little voice in the back of my mind went "Hey stupid! If you do that you will lose your security clearance, and go to jail! And they call me the retard!" I damn near laughed myself outta my chair!

Needless to say the world is safe from me phishing and scamming for now!

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

To Date or Not To Date

No shit there I was....

So talking to my good friend Mr Pookie Mans, and I was asked how it felt to have a wife living in a separate house from me... My first reaction, shut up Pookie Mans! My second reaction was, well kinda strange.

For those of you who don't know I will not explain. Needless to say Conjugal Relations SHALL wait until she is 25. No sooner, maybe later, but no sooner. There are several good reasons. None of which I shall enumerate here. Suffice to say I do have good, valid, explainable reasons. 4 of them!

So... My comments of: It's complicated, Yes, No, Maybe are all valid. Suffice to say, that I am getting my older generation brain dump trying to grapple with the concept of the day and age of "Age is just a number" to agree. Not an easy task given the set of standards I was raised with.

So, the no shit there I was: Having thought of it, there is a logical reason to wait. There is a good reason to wait. And wait we shall. No one has to like it, and if she needs to scratch an itch before she is 25, I am not going to tell her no. Am I going to give the twinned ring set a shot? That is another quandry that I have to wrestle with.

More musings later. Must muse away